Everything that fits goes in!

I fill my hole with a giant bottle, my TV remote control, ping pong balls, a baseball bat and a drinking glass that I fit deep inside to leave my pussy spread open while I rub my clit. Then I stuff myself with a floating noodle thing that I push in and out of my vagina. That is not all, my asshole gets the treatment to... I fit 6 ping-pong balls in my asshole and then spit them out.